ihavebeenfloated

I’m really tired, so if this borders on completely horribly typoed and completely insane, I’m terribly sorry.

Work last night was OK. Same as it ever was, really. Yesterday I slept for about an hour on my shift, which was nice. Tonight there was a bit more to do, kind of, as there was one less [...]

Work was excellent. We had about half the patient load of the last two days, so it was a little more relaxed. I was saddled with a bunch of pseudo-responsibility though, which was a burden as much as it was nice. I sort of felt what it was like to be a technician. I was [...]

This is Charlie. He’s a friend of mine who used to hang around work with my in my jacket pocket. You could see him in this picture of mes. He told me that he wanted to meet all you guys so I agreed to take a picture of him so I could transmit his [...]

Here’s a quiz I took for shits and giggles. Too long to just display, so you’re going to have to click through to the post to see it. Beh.

I decided that it was about time I bought myself a new spindle of CD-Rs, so I drove over to Best Buy and bought some. Then, after all this time, the massive California Lotto sign telling me I could win $99,000,000.00 that I drive by every day at work got to me, so I went [...]

It must be cool to be old. You go places and people look at you and think, “Wow that guy is old. Maybe I should go up to him and ask him if it gets any easier as you get older. Like, maybe at his age you don’t care as much, or you don’t have [...]

So, I finally got around to cleaning. I figured I’d take pictures because, hey, what’s a better way to not clean while cleaning than taking pictures of you… not cleaning? Exactly. As you can see in this first picture, my closet resides over my bed, which is currently turned upward so I can vacuum under [...]

How far in the future is this convo? Why is he telling it? How long should each future glimpse be?

And do you remember what I said when I came to? I said, “I do.”

It was our wedding day when I fainted for the first time. You were there, of course, all done up and looking [...]