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Here’s a quiz I took for shits and giggles. Too long to just display, so you’re going to have to click through to the post to see it. Beh.

–INFORMATION—

– Name: Brad Root
– Birthdate: March 1, 1985
– Current Location: Chula Vista, California, USA
– Eye Color: Blue/Green
– Hair Color: Dark blonde
– Righty or Lefty: Righty
– Zodiac Sign: Pisces
– Innie or Outtie: Innie

—DESCRIBE—

– Your heritage: American/Yugoslavian
– The shoes you wore today: Brown Bush Nells, or something, super comfortable.
– Your eyes: I just listed their color up there? OK, fine. Dreamy, lose-your-self-in-them-like.
– Your weakness: Prone to phases, gets hopes up then kills them, can be led on very easily.

—WHAT IS—

– Your most overused phrase on AIM: I don’t talk to losers on AIM, except for Dan, so this does not apply.
– Your thoughts first waking up: Oh no, not again.
– The first feature you notice in the opposite sex: Oh, shit. Uhm… Hair, I guess. General facial attractiveness.
– Your best physical feature: Heh, heh, heh.
– Your bedtime: About 2 in the afternoon.

—YOU PREFER—

– Pepsi or Coke: Mountain Dew, if not, Pepsi.
– McDonald’s or Burger King: Burger King
– Single or group dates: Fuck if I know. Single, I’d bet.
– Adidas or Nike: Neither? Tennis shoes are for gradeschoolers ;)
– Chocolate or Vanilla: Vanilla
– Cappuccino or coffee: Coffee
– Bras or Panties: I perfer women in neither, but if I had to chose, panties.

—DO YOU—

– Smoke: Fuck I wish. Had my “last” cigarette today and don’t have money for more, not to mention I’m supposed to be quitting, so I guess… No, I do not smoke.
– Cuss: Absofuckinglutely
– Take a shower everyday: That’s grody, yes, unless it’s my days off and I feel like being disgusting.
– Have a crush(es): Yes/No… OK, fine. Yes.
– Who are they?: This chick from work, who cares, really?
– Do you think you’ve been in love?: Love is so fucked up. When you’re in a relationship you think, yay, I’m in love. But, when it finally all falls apart, you’re like “Why the fuck did I ever think I loved that person? I was blinded by her boobs or something!” so, no, I guess I haven’t been in love. Love will be when I am with this person until the day I die or something.
– Want to go to college: Yes, have been a bit, but you know how things go sometimes.
– Like high school: Highschool is for fucking highschoolers.
– Want to get married: Of course, if she’ll have me.
– Type w/ your fingers on the right keys: No, I use a highly developed and trained hunt and peck method that involves no hunting but very fast picking. I can type with my eyes closed, and I probably haven’t looked the keyboard while typing for years.
– Believe in yourself: If only because no one else will.
– Get motion sickness: No
– Think you’re attractive: Depends on the angle and the lighting. Over all, I do feel like I am not an hideously ugly guy, but I have my moments.
– Think you’re a health freak: No.
– Like thunderstorms: Yes, I wish I could have experienced more than one in my life.
– Play an instrument: No, though I am trying to learn guitar. (Acoustic)

—IN THE PAST MONTH HAVE YOU—

– Drank alcohol: No
– Smoke(d): Yes
– Done a drug: No
– Go to the mall: No
– Eaten sushi: No
– Been on stage: No
– Made homemade cookies: No
– Dyed your hair: No
– Stolen anything: Fuck, I steal every day. STOLE YOUR HEARTS, BITCHE! ...Or something.

—HAVE YOU EVER—

– Flown on a plane: Yes
– Missed school because it was raining?: No
– Told a guy/girl that you liked them?: Is this test for people under the age of 12 or something?
– Cried during a Movie?: Yes. Cried at the end of Sixth Sense and Big Fish.
– Ever thought an animated character was hot?: ... _Yes
– Had an imaginary friend: Besides a romanticized version of myself? No.
– Been on stage?: Yup.
–– Naked?: No, but I added this question myself for fun.
– Cut your hair: Yup
– Had crush on a teacher?: Nope.
– Played a game that required removal of clothing?: No
– Been trashed or extremely intoxicated: Severely.
– Been caught “doing something”: Yuh, hmm… No, don’t think so.
– Been called a tease: Yes
– Gotten beaten up: No
– Been in a fight: I guess. Highschool? That doesn’t count. So, no.
– Shoplifted: Yes

—THE FUTURE—

– Are you hoping to be married: Yes, of course.
– Numbers and Names of Children: 2, not including the one I have currently. Names? Uhm… Thunder and Lightning.
– How do you want to die?: Curled up in bed with my beautiful wife after having each swallowed a full bottle of sleeping pills to avoid the oncoming hordes of zombies. Or, maybe, I never want to die, I want to live forever.
– What do you want to be when you grow up?: Happy.
– What country would you most like to visit?: The Netherlands, because I want to bang hot dutch hookers while smoking pot legally.

—OPPOSITE SEX—

– Best eye/hair color: Light brown, auburn.
– Best height: A bit shorter than me, 5 foot 6 or something?
– Best weight: Normal, which doesn’t mean skinny, but you know, normal, like how normal people are. Not skinny, not overweight, just normal.
– Best first date location: Shit if I know. A good movie and dinner?
– Best first kiss location: Under a full moon, reflected back at us across a shimmering lake. Oh yeah, you can call me Mr. Romantic.

—NUMBER OF—

– Number of people I could trust with my life: I think there’s about two.
– Number of piercings: None
– Number of tattoos: One
– Number of times your name has appeared in the newspaper?: Once.
– Number of scars on your body: A few.
– Number of things in your past that you regret: Just a few, but whats the point of regret?

—FAVORITES—

– Shampoo: The kind that cleans.
– Fav Color: Green
– Day/Night: Night
– Summer/Winter: Winter
– Lace or Satin: Satin
– Fave Cartoon Character: Cartoons are for kids, or, in the case of Dan Crum, retarded fagmos.
– Food: Mexican
– Fave Movies: Donnie Darko, Dead Man, The Big Lebowski, Pi, Rushmore, The Royal Tenenbaums
– Fave sport: Soccer
– Fave sports stars: None

—RIGHT NOW—

– Wearing: Old shirt from freshman year of highschool, some wearfirst boarder pants because they’re hella comfortable.
–Drinking: Water
– Thinking about: Jesus, my shoulder hurts, and I’m tired. Also, women are pretty.
– Listening To: Uh, one second… Elvis Costello – “Green Shirt”

—IN THE LAST 24 HRS—

– Cried: No
– Worn jeans: No
– Met someone new online: No
– Done laundry: Yes
– Drove a car: Hello, I work.
– Talked on the phone: No

—DO YOU BELIEVE IN—

– Yourself: Yes, if only because no one else will.
– Your friends: ... _No
– Santa Claus: No
– Tooth Fairy: No
– Destiny/Fate: Yes
– Angels: No
– Ghosts: Not really
– UFO’s: Can’t say I do, but I can’t say I don’t
– God: You mean me? Didn’t I already answer that question? Hah… hah… _hah…

—FRIENDS AND LIFE—

– Do you ever wish you had another name?: Not anymore.
– Do you have a girlfriend/boyfriend?: No…
– Do you like anyone?: Yes
– Which one of your friends acts the most like you?: I am completely unique in almost every way.
– Are you close to any family member?: No.
– Who do you hang around the most?: Myself.
– When have you cried the most: A period of my life about ten months ago.
– What’s the best feeling in the world?: Knowing that you have someone who you can just lay in bed and sleep curled up next to.
– Worst Feeling?: Wondering if you could be alone up until your demise. Not wanting to die alone.