ihavebeenfloated

So, I totally wasted my two days off sleeping. I told Bill this.

I said, “I was asleep these two days more than I was awake, I think.”

He said, “That’s good.”

I said, “Not really.”

And that was that.

I went to Denny’s this morning and had breakfast because I felt like having a “real” breakfast. I was going [...]

So, the MPAA had my internet connection shut down for sharing some movies on eMule. How great is that? Pretty great, I think. So much for eMule! It was nice while it lasted, I guess.

I’m writing again. Will probably spend my next two days writing, I hope, if everything works out right.

I got Eternal Sunshine [...]

When I was sixteen years old my parents got me my first car. I’m not quite sure why they did it, as my grades at the time were lousy and by no means were going to get any better with the addition of a car into my life. It was a ‘86 Honda Accord with [...]

I could shower you with compliments if you like?

Sure, sure, why not?

You’re beautiful, gorgeous even, hell, sexy in the way you carry yourself. You’re obviously smart, that should go without saying. You’re well read, a fact that drives me absolutely crazy. You seem like you know what you’re doing most of time which is a [...]

I changed a flat tire for someone at work today before I went home. That was fun.

I’ve had a really bad few days mentally. I think I’m going to go shower while listening to XTC really loudy and, like, I dunno, do laundry and hang out at Starbucks and read Bukowski and wait for the [...]

Wow, you’re absolutely gorgeous right now, Doc.

Shh.

No, really. You’re, like, “I’m going to have to take a cold shower” levels of unadulterated hotness right now.

Hm, well maybe I’ll have to join you in that cold shower?

I don’t think that would really help with the whole reason for the cold shower, Doc.

No, no, I think I [...]

I ordered myself some pizza from Papa Johns. I felt intensely charismatic on the phone for some reason as I was in a odd mood. Dunno why. It was cool.

So, that was a large pepperoni chicken extra cheese?

Yeah, and I’ve got this coupon for a free cheesesticks…

OK, anything else?

Do I get the DVD with this [...]

It was supposed to make me feel good, I wanted the same experience I had when I was fifteen and did it, nearly four years ago… But it wasn’t the same. I should clarify as it was the same, but I am not the same, I guess. All it did was make me feel like [...]