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Gorgeous

Wow, you’re absolutely gorgeous right now, Doc.

Shh.

No, really. You’re, like, “I’m going to have to take a cold shower” levels of unadulterated hotness right now.

Hm, well maybe I’ll have to join you in that cold shower?

I don’t think that would really help with the whole reason for the cold shower, Doc.

No, no, I think I could help rectify the situation quite nicely, if I say so myself.

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