ihavebeenfloated

Normally I don’t induldge things like this with a whole new post, but there is a recent photo me, as you can see to the right. God, I am strange looking. I’m glad I never posted those video posts I made, as they just proved to myself that I am, quite possibly, an alien.

Here’s a personal reminder to people with massively huge egos but a potentially extremely fragile self-image: Never, ever, video record yourself talking, you will want to rip your face off afterward.

Update: And by to the right, I, of course, mean to the left.