ihavebeenfloated

Been fiddling with using iPod Wizard and I’ve come to the conclusion that absolutely nothing beats the default font of my 4G iPod. Nothing. Everything I’ve tried looks awkward and out of place. Very confusing really. Even the replacement graphics are sometimes questionably good looking. I was using the penis for about a week, and [...]

I feel a bizarre kinship with today’s Quote of the Day on My Google.

The point of living and of being an optimist, is to be foolish enough to believe the best is yet to come. – Peter Ustinov

Now that I look at it for a while longer, I’m a little baffled by it. So the [...]

This whole going to school thing is a lot of work already. I can only imagine how much it’s going to suck when I have to start actually learning things that I don’t already know. Though I admit that when I sit there going over a simple algebra problem five different ways trying to figure [...]

Before I begin this entry, I would like to make this comment: The problem with going into Stuyvesant Parker Mode (also known as: Brad becomes a ranting asshole) is that, sometimes, I am rebuked which makes me feel like a kicked dog. Although the rest of my angry rant is still valid, I feel as [...]

I’m in San Diego. It’s barely eleven o’clock at night. I’m staying at Tiffany’s apartment while she’s at work. Tomorrow morning is potentially our last time to spend any sort of time together for a long time, but damn I would be lying if I said I didn’t want to head out the door right [...]

So, that teacher who was jailed in 1997 for “raping” a student just, well, married him. I don’t know about her, but if I served seven years of jail time for having sex with someone, I would assume God was trying to tell me not to be with them, but that’s just me.

Yesterday Tiffany decided it was a good idea to come up and take us to Knott’s Berry Farm. Although we were only there for about five hours, we managed to do just about everything in the park worth doing. We even went on twice, the first time was when we first got into the park [...]

This is just going to be quick one, but here’s an example of a complete moron making a joke about something that is only funny to other complete morons. And here is my reply:

Actually, you dimwittied sack of shit (and I use extremely vulgar terms to imply how disgusted I am that this guy also [...]