Brad Rants Astronomically
This is just going to be quick one, but here’s an example of a complete moron making a joke about something that is only funny to other complete morons. And here is my reply:
Actually, you dimwittied sack of shit (and I use extremely vulgar terms to imply how disgusted I am that this guy also plasters his “brilliance” all over The Quotations Page) it is about how big your telescope is, and not only about how you look at the stars. I hate to defeat your ignorant elementary school level joke with intelligence, but the larger your telescope is, the more light (or radio, infrared, etc) waves you are able to gather, which makes images much clearer to see, or, in this article’s case, reveal things you could not ordinarily see with a much smaller telescope.
Do me a favor, don’t make stupid jokes about things you know absolutely nothing about, because it’s bound to make you look like a ridiculous fool to someone who does know.
I’m feeling fat, and sassy!
My name is Laura Moncur. Mike and I maintain and add quotations to The Quotations Page. We are the website that comes up first if you type the word quotations into Google. We’ve been around since 1994.
Not just anyone is allowed to “plaster their brilliance” on our quotations site. We add each quote personally by hand. That’s why our collection is so popular because it is unique.
I have been reading Hugh’s blog for years and each quote that is in our website was hand typed by me personally. He didn’t submit them to me. I chose them. His quotations on our website are not an act of hubris on his part, but an act of awe and enjoyment on mine.
Just thought you needed that clarification.
Laura Moncur said this on May 23rd, 2005 at 3:59 am
” I hate to defeat your ignorant elementary school level joke with intelligence”
Don’t worry, you didn’t.
Andy said this on May 26th, 2005 at 11:18 pm