ihavebeenfloated

Baghdad: “A draft constitution for Iraq to be presented to parliament on Monday will make Islam “a main source” for legislation and ban laws that contradict religious teachings, members of the parliamentary drafting panel said.”

Yeah, we totally succeeded in, like, bring democracy and freedom to the Iraqi people. A round of applause for Mr. Bush. [...]

Holy fucking shit. Rocky was fucking amazing tonight. Easily worthy of five more fucks.

1.) I was relatively social, mingling and talking to people and making an ass out of myself which was super fun.

2.) I knew a lot of callouts and even got props on a few from the head of security which was relatively [...]

I look at her and I’m in love. Maybe she’s in love. Maybe she’s not. It doesn’t really matter, because the high I’m riding on is so deep and wide that there is no doubt in my mind that everything is alright.

It’s all alright, and that’s good for her. Hell, it’s good for me.

ARRGH FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK!

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Gah… fuck.

You stay up late enough, with enough curiosity to kill ten thousand cats, and what do you find?

Something able to kill off a very small piece of yourself.

That’s your punchline.

Why do I do it? I’m not declaring, I’m asking, and that’s the big difference. I know it’s stupid, pointless, and [...]

Sorry, didn’t mean to drop off the face of the earth. Though I didn’t really, it has felt like I did.

Saturday night I’m sitting there on OKCupid, on the phone with Chandler, passing the time before I would leave to go and see Rocky. This girl who I had seen on OKCupid when I first [...]

I rammed my knee into the door jam today. It’s got a red line across it and it’s slowly turning purple. Also, it hurts like a motherfuck.

But, the important thing today is that I wrote a quiz on OKCupid called, get this, The Proper Donnie Darko Test. Yeah, you heard it here first, folks, I [...]

Oh man, that was just bad.

OW FUCK!

Who the fuck punched me in the face for that?!

Oh, shit, it was me.

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Anyway, Rocky Horror again tonight, of course. My fourth time. This makes a solid month of Saturday nights spent staring at transvestites. I’m glad I’m secure in my sexuality or I would so be questioning it [...]

I spent most of today so far pissed off the world and hanging out at Borders. I read through Robert’s Rules Of Writing which was interesting and had some good points. Definitely recommend it, actually. And by recommend it, I don’t mean “go to the store and buy it” because, well, you can go to [...]