ihavebeenfloated

God, I wish I was asleep right now.

1.) Men are amazing things. It’s amazing the things some of us say when trying to pick up on random cute chicks on the internet. I’m really interested in creating some fake cute chick on OKCupid some random dating site and seeing what the shit comes up. It seems the more odd looking and eccentric you are, the more absolutely out there the messages you get. Totally hilarious. Some men are just so fucking out of touch it kills me… but then, I have to wonder, maybe it is I who is out of touch?

Seriously, what the fuck does a woman want? I’ll be honest, any chick throws a message my way, doesn’t matter what it says, I take a look at her pictures and decide whether she is even remotely cute, then I decide, but what she says has little to do with it really, unless she’s a huge moron. (Had a few huge morons come my way, I’ll be honest.) But women, how do they judge? I find men so grotesquely unattractive on average that I have to hope they pay attention to the words, but if they do, what then? Some of the words are so stupid, pointless, trivial, and rife with egotistical belief in one’s own overwhelming cleverness that I just want to puke all over myself every time I stumble across one.

Again, men are amazing beasts.

2.) Love is an incredible thing. Love can cause you to feel every single emotion possible, unlike any other feeling, thought, or other emotion in the world. Love can make you angry, sad, peeved, upset, happy, blissed, worried, scared, jealous, envious; seriously, you name it, love can do it. Most of the time it just makes me feel fucking stupid.