ihavebeenfloated

I interviewed today at a pet boarding facility. New place. I even had an interview appointment.

So when I showed up and found revolving door interviews I was a little underwhelmed.

I filled out an application. Gave them my resume anyway, which although extremely impressive considering the job, they didn’t even really look at.

A woman walked me back into a huge kennel (how fitting) and pretty much asked me one question.

“Are you a douchebag?”

At which point I answered, “Well, uh, no.” I looked down at my nails and they appear as they have a thin layer of blood under every tip. Damnit, Heavy Iron glaze. Fucking ceramics.

“Great, well, we’re starting call backs on Friday so if you hear from us then, it’ll be for a second interview. If you don’t hear from us, it’s probably because we think you lied.”

“Thanks.”

And I left.