ihavebeenfloated

I’m ridiculously addicted to The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion. I’d be lying if I said I wasn’t. To give you a little perspective, I’ve already played this more than any other game in history. Usually I get bored with games pretty easily, sometimes never actually completing them if game time lasts longer than eight hours [...]

Here’s two pictures of my work-in-progress erection I am building in ceramics. It’s pretty much 100% but I want to even out the lumpiness of the head before I fire it. Behind it is the large pot I made (a little over 3 feet tall), the grey on the body will be red when fired, [...]

I’ve temporarily given up on designing my own site for now since it usually results in nothing but headaches and pain. So, I’m using this template that I thought was really nifty. It needs a few tweaks, and I need to figure out how to re-incorperate my del.icio.us links and perhaps the Google ads (even [...]

OMG ITS SATURDAY NIGHT WOOHOO THE WEEKEND YEEEAHHHHH FUN TIMES DO JACK SHIT ALL WEEK AND THEN THE WEEKEND AND WHEEE!

And so my girlfriend takes off at 10:30 PM on a Saturday night to go out with some exboyfriend(s?) and a bunch of other douche bags so she can sit around and watch them drink… [...]

The gigantic erection is nearly finished. I never told anyone what it was, including the two women who share a table with me, though they were very annoyed at the fact that I kept saying it was a secret. I was expecting it to be pretty obvious once I started to build the head, the [...]

Note: I am listening to an advance copy of this album and, as with some advance copies, there is a chance things might change before the retail release.

I figure this will just be a short little review, but every time I say that it ends up blowing up into a big thing, so, whatever.

On my [...]

Design is dumb and I hate it. I wish it would just go die.

It took me about two days of continually thinking, but I figured out what I’m going to do for my ceramics project and it doesn’t involve a cross at all.

A gigantic erection.

This should be fun.

What’s the only thing more offensive to the (orthodox) majority than religion?

Yeah, sex.

Now that’s pop art to me.

A gigantic erection is [...]