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Internet Celebrity

My emo-fagginess has reached me some small height of celebrity. This post over at the Radio Radio forums is pretty awesome, considering it is supposedly Moriarty from Ain’t It Cool News posting a link to my mammoth Trista break-up post for everyone to enjoy. Kinda awesome.

Wait, no, I’m crying.

No, wait, that’s awesome. Alright, cool, just had a little break down there for a second.

In a response to a poster declaring that it must be some sort of gag, from Moriarty:

I don’t think so. I’ve poked around the entire thing, and this is just a sincere and painfully sad emo kid’s blog.

There’s a very heartfelt and sincere (and awful) poem on another day’s entry, and afterwards, there’s just one comment someone’s left:

“nice poem emo fgt”

God bless the internets.

Dan’s also reached some stardom here.

I’m trying to figure out what poem he’s referring to. Not sure if it’s later on or earlier. I have to fix the fucked up archives, I guess.

Also, I love how the second picture they linked to is from my freshman year of high school. They found the two worst pictures of me ever. Those bastards! There’s an entire goddamn gallery of pictures of me that are far more hilarious.

2 Responses to “Internet Celebrity”

  1. You like the attention.

  2. nice gloating emo fag

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