ihavebeenfloated

Last night I was reading about religion, and decided to look into my heritage as a Quaker.

I decided that I would wake up in five hours (it was five a.m. at the time) and try to hit up the college age bible study group of my former church. It meets at eleven a.m. at a Starbucks (seriously, coffee) and I figured I’d run into at least one person I hadn’t seen in years, since I’m on this nostalgia kick. And maybe find some hot Quaker women to ball with.

I show up, and no one recognizable is there. Almost no one is there at all.

I call the church, “Yeah, Hi, I’m interested in… Is that still happening?”

“Oh, well, it hasn’t happened in a while.”

“Well that’s balls.”

So, yeah, I woke up after only five hours of sleep for NOTHING. And I showered, so now I feel bad about the prospect of just climbing back into bed for a few hours. Fuck this noise. Organized religion sucks.