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Archive for May, 2007

Weekly Update

• Wednesday, May 30th, 2007 • 1 Comment

Hey, how’s it going? Yeah, not much to report lately. Life has been busy. Hanging out with people, doing things. I bought a baseball glove the other day. I’ve started playing catch with two of my friends on a daily basis. It’s good exercise. I’m really sore from it, actually. Blah blah blah.

I turned on [...]


Intensely Poetic Moment of the Day

• Tuesday, May 22nd, 2007 • No Comments

You’re out on a date with a girl. At some point during the date she receives a phone call. Although for the whole date so far she hasn’t answered a single one, she takes this one. She talks to the person briefly, but still a bit too long. While she’s talking to them, she’s laughing [...]


Wii Rape

• Tuesday, May 15th, 2007 • 1 Comment

There’s a question on the Wii’s Everybody Votes channel this week that says…

“Which ability would you rather have?”

And the choices are…

1. Telepathy

2. Invincibility

I immediately said, “This is the hardest question I’ve ever had to answer.”

And Greg just looked at me.

I continued, “Like, see, with invincibility I would not be susceptible to any injuries I receive [...]


Some Sort Of Cadence

• Wednesday, May 9th, 2007 • No Comments

“The last couple of days have been really hard.”

“Why’s that?”

“It seems that I am one of two things lately. Either I am slightly wasted and having a good time, usually at night; or I am dealing with some sort of drama and figure it out and get to the bottom of it but never really [...]


It’s Been A While

• Sunday, May 6th, 2007 • No Comments

A month, nearly. I was getting so good about updating with those conversations from inside my head and then, poof, I drop off the face of the earth. Not entirely true, you could still follow my Twitter, but my Twitter is not the same as it used to be. Has my life taken some secretive [...]