ihavebeenfloated

Two and a half years is not a bad lifespan for a fourth generation iPod. “Floated”, it was named, lived a long happy life by my side. It played music for me, it kept me company, and yet, in those two and a half years, I don’t think I ever actually won a game of solitaire on it. I still insist that winning at solitaire on a fourth generation iPod is literally impossible.

But now, you’re dead.

“Floated, Too”, a 80gig black iPod, has been born into this world to replace you, Floated. So long, ol’ chum.