ihavebeenfloated

This is why I love Flight of the Conchords.

I saw this MySpace picture of this girl with “Est. 1977” tattooed in script on the lower back of her neck. I totally need, in a heavily serifed movable type, “Est. 1985” right above my crotch. Low enough that I can pull down a bit of my jeans and show it off to random people women and it’s only almost dirty. This is the worst thing I’ve ever written on my site.