Just to test out image slideshow functionality, here's all of the umamusume I got during a run of like 100 pulls.

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It was surprising several months ago, and it's more surprising now, I am still playing Umamusume Pretty Derby. For the past few months my goal has been saving up carats for the release of Manhattan Cafe. Well, she came out on the 8th and I had something like 300+ pulls saved up, so I obviously pulled her (and like 5 three star umas along the way). Happy day! I am not going to play a game and not try to snag the gothy characters. I have yet to play her career mode, because I rarely do that these days in the game, but I am trying to do it... what was this all for if not to see her storyline?

In other news, PETA, which I donate to, really pissed off the Umamusume fandom today with this image, which is hilarious. I mean, it's true, horse racing is bad, people, no matter how you dress it up!

It might be hard to believe but I am still playing Umamusume Pretty Derby. It’s a lot of fun. It’s a great asynchronous game to play throughout the day slowly, or to play when you’re experiencing downtime in another game (for me this has been: between races in Wreckfest, and while I am dead and waiting for a revive in the BF6 beta).

Once you’ve trained enough umas and start repeating their career mode, the roguelike gameplay really kicks in and, honestly, it’s pretty satisfying. It must suck to be a kid and have no life because the time limits on how many careers and team trial races you can do have yet to affect me… but we’re getting close! Luckily I have so many other umas to train, I shouldn’t get too impatient.

My heart breaks for King Halo

Her mom was a famous Umamusume and her mom calls her saying shit like “Are you ready to stop being delusional and give up? Stop before you disgrace yourself.”

And with my expert training we’ve successfully proven that her mom is… right. She’s lost every race. Her career is ending in shame and embarrassment.